Muuuaahhh

Muuuaahhh

justconnor:

youthyeti:

imsoshive:

emmababy:

jocekins:

Golden Gate Park - San Francisco California - USA (von mathewbest)

Dope.

ok … this view kills central park. fuck

nah

walked through this entire thing from tip to beach hammered drunk today

justconnor:

youthyeti:

imsoshive:

emmababy:

jocekins:

Golden Gate Park - San Francisco California - USA (von mathewbest)

Dope.

ok … this view kills central park. fuck

nah

walked through this entire thing from tip to beach hammered drunk today

Find Someone.

Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit that they miss you. Someone who knows that you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you are. Someone who’s biggest fear is losing you. One who gives their heart completely. Someone who says I love you and means it. Last but not least, find someone who wouldn’t mind waking up with you in the morning, seeing you in wrinkles and your gray hair, but still falls for you all over again.

unamusedsloth:

A different perspective.

unamusedsloth:

A different perspective.

unamusedsloth:

This could be us but you playin [via]

“Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.”

– Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)

mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls

cocaaiiiinnneee

“If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle.”

Let Me Slip Into Something A Little Less Comfortable  (via masturbationdestination)

“Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured.”

– Unknown (via lolsofun)

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god